1. What's happening this weekend?
There's an Ima Yama Festival.
2. What's coming up in the first
week of May?
There is the Koi Nobori Festival.
3. What is closing near Mr. Donuts?
I was told that Garappa will be
closing next month.
4. Where can I join a weightlifting
club for only 4,000 a month?
There's a gym across from the Agricultural
Bank.
5. Do you have any ideas for a business
in Nobeoka?
How about a place where people can
telephone the people they see across from them?
6. Do you have any other ideas?
How about a place where prices are
half for women? (So that, men will be attracted to the place.)
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking
up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Author: Jack Handey
Quote: You can't leave footprints
in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time? Author: Anonymous
Quote: You've got bad eating habits
if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay? Author: Dennis Miller